Stages of Motherhood

First pregnancy - your diet consists of the food pyramid only. (Check - I think Pizza Hut breadsticks and sauce qualify as a separate category.)

Second pregnancy - your diet consists of the food from the golden arches (Check - Big Mac and an orange drink, anyone?)

Third pregnancy - your diet consists of anything without a warning label, scraped off of the toddler's plate, or offered at the 10 year old's class party. (Check and double check!)